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Which Pizza Tower Character Are You?

No.1/5
What is your weapon of choice?
Teeth
Comedically placed anvil
Glock
Hands (punching)
No.2/5
What is your greatest strength?
Being able to eat a whole bowl of oatmeal
The fog of pure neurotic energy that harasses each of my steps
Being able to accurately imitate the kronk of the emperor's new beat
Have a weapon
No.3/5
Which of the following are you among your friends?
Fool
Nutty
Furious
Comic
No.4/5
Which of these emotions do you feel most often?
Fire alarm noise
Really loud chewing noises
Elevator music
Nicki minaj's superbass intro
No.5/5
Choose a favorite part of the pizza tower
The sound effect YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
When you get to have a weapon
Expressions made by NPCs
When I breakdance
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